Archive for May 7, 2009

Manny Ramirez – STEROIDS?

May 7, 2009 3 comments


I woke up this morning with many questions streaming through my brain:

Would opening my window and chucking my alarm-ringing cell phone outside be worth the $200 I’d have to spend replacing it?

If I tossed my phone out, could I throw my wife out the same window – without legal and moral ramifications – for continuously imploring me to get my lazy arse out of bed so we could go shopping already? Read more…